Tales from the Academic Quad
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College GPA Decoder
- .72 Flunked Pre-School!
- 1.4 Too many frat parties!
- 3.8 Not enough frat parties!
- 2.0 Blood Alcohol Level equivalent while taking final exams!
- 0.0 Not smarter than a fifth grader!
A zero or no digit in front of decimal point falls just short of valedictorian status!
Advisee Pocket Translator
| If your advisee says this… | What they really mean is this… |
|---|---|
| Professor Young is really hard! | Writing papers really sucks! |
| I want to graduate as soon as possible. | I’m going to purchase one of those fake college degrees. |
| How come I have to take all these liberal arts courses? | Dead authors, artists, and musicians. I might as well be a Zombie major! |
| I need a math tutor. | I haven’t balanced my checkbook since Reagan was President. |
| Sign me up for whatever courses you like. | I’m only in college because it’s that thing you do after high school. |
